Claude & Ignatz B

Ignatz
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Claude
Hey, Ignatz. Getting lost in your imagination again?

Ignatz
No. Today I am praying.

Ignatz
I'm hoping that if I pray with all my might, she will appear before me.

Claude
The goddess, you mean?

Ignatz
Yes. Perhaps it's strange to think about such things.

Claude
Nah, you're fine. If I had the chance to meet the goddess, I certainly wouldn't say no.

Claude
Especially your version of the goddess, eh? A total looker, isn't that right?

Ignatz
That's a disrespectful way of putting it. I just believe that she's a divine beauty.

Ignatz
She'd have to be, considering how she mesmerized the people of Fódlan when she walked among them.

Claude
Too true. No doubt an incomparable beauty, that one.

Claude
Funny to think that, even now, she must be somewhere, right? Well, I guess she's just floating on a cloud or whatnot.

Ignatz
Yes, indeed. Watching over us from above.

Ignatz
And they say that some day she will return, to walk amongst us again.

Claude
Well, don't mind me. You go ahead and get some good praying in.

Claude
If the goddess appears, you let me know, OK?

Ignatz
What?! No! If she does appear, I want it to be just the goddess and me.

Claude
It'll be way better if I'm there too. I'm saying this for your benefit, Ignatz.

Ignatz
Why?

Claude
Imagine an incomparable beauty standing before you. Do you really think you'll be able to remain calm?

Ignatz
Uh, well... That is to say...

Claude
But if I'm there, I can smooth things over. Have a nice chat, invite her to tea. Everything a goddess deserves.

Ignatz
Oh... Well, I suppose that makes sense.

Claude
Of course it does. Now get on with it. Pray like you've never prayed before!