Constance & Hapi C

Hapi
Mmf, Corcor. Hoff're roo?

Constance
Hapi? What in the world has gotten into you?

Hapi
Nmf neb ter buh jealouf. Thurf plenny ter go aroud.

Constance
Hapi, it would be easier to understand you if your mouth was less stuffed.

Constance
Kindly finish what you are eating and then say your piece.

Hapi
Ma pleffer!

Hapi
Nothing better than fresh pastries. You sure you don't want one, Coco?

Constance
It's not about whether I want a bun or not. It's about your atrocious manners!

Constance
Walking around with your arms and jaws stuffed full of unwrapped pastries...

Constance
There are crumbs all over your lips, your clothes— You've left a trail of them behind you! Unacceptable!

Hapi
Hey, I paid for them. I can eat them however I want.

Hapi
You sure you don't want a bite? If you don't have any, I'm just gonna eat 'em all.

Hapi
You have to try them fresh out of the oven if you want the full effect. Pretty soon they'll get cold.

Hapi
Oh, I'll explain in noble-speak so you understand. Ehem. They have a crisp, oven-browned exterior, and a sophisticated, spongy sweetness lying within!

Constance
Uh, not—

Hapi
Not interested? That's fine. More for me.

Constance
I was going to say, "Not so fast!" Spare one for me, but only because you insisted.

Constance
It would be rude of me to decline an offering made in good faith. One must mind one's manners.

Hapi
You're really dragging this out. Here, I'll make it easy for you. Open up...

Constance
Wait, don't you—

Hapi
Not bad, right?

Constance
I could not, in good conscience, acknowledge this as anything but delicious.

Hapi
Now you have crumbs all over you too.

Hapi
Your form could use a little work. Next time, stuff the whole thing in your mouth at once.

Hapi
That's the proper way to eat a snack like this.

Hapi
If you ate this at some stuffy party, cutting it into sensible little bites, the experience would be ruined.

Constance
I see your point. There are more types of dining in this world than I was ready to allow for.

Constance
You've won me over.

Hapi
Let's eat them while we head to the cathedral, and litter the ground with crumbs.

Constance
A capital idea— Wait! No!

Constance
Not the cathedral! You've lost me again, Hapi!