Hubert & Bernadetta A

Hubert
A summons from Bernadetta? How historic.

Bernadetta
Um, I've got something to give you.

Hubert
Do you? What is it?

Bernadetta
A token of apology for all the rude stuff I've said. It's, um... It's only right.

Bernadetta
I hope this will help you let go of all the grudges you're probably holding against me!

Hubert
There are no grudges, but very well. I'll accept it.

Bernadetta
You will? Great! Here you go!

Hubert
Some kind of embroidery. A flower.

Hubert
This is certainly lovely, but why give it to me?

Hubert
It seems like something you would send to a female friend or someone you had romantic feelings for.

Bernadetta
But it's, um, lovely you said, right? That's why.

Bernadetta
If you wear it, maybe you'll look less, um...terrifying.

Hubert
You would like me to wear this?

Bernadetta
Ah! You hate it, don't you?! I knew it. I knew you'd be angry... Ugh, I'm so sorry!

Hubert
Oh, why not. Do I put it here?

Hubert
Hmm, it really is quite nice. I cannot say that it suits me, but...

Bernadetta
No, it does! It looks great on you! Heh-heh...

Hubert
Hm...

Bernadetta
Um, sorry...

Hubert
Nothing else for it, I suppose.

Hubert
I dislike you laughing at me, but it is preferable, at least, to you fleeing in terror.

Hubert
Therefore, I will wear this when I am around you in the future.

Bernadetta
Really? You will?

Bernadetta
I'm so glad! But you're sure? You're really sure?

Hubert
If you're going to question me about it, perhaps I'll change my mind.

Bernadetta
No-no-no-no-no! I believe you.

Bernadetta
You're a lot less scary with it on.

Hubert
That is what's most important. Now I suppose it is safe for me to return to my usual strict methods.

Bernadetta
Ah! No, I'm not ready!

Hubert
This again...