Hubert & Bernadetta C+ / houses.fedatamine.com

Hubert, Bernadetta enter the scene

Um, Hubert?

Yes?

I just, um... I wanted to thank you.

For the other day. You know, when I...fainted. Thank you for carrying me back to my room.

That was nothing.

It saved me effort in the long run. Leaving you there would have just caused even more trouble.

I guess that's true. Well, thanks. There, I said it, and now I'm going.

Is this why you have been circling me like a vulture for the last several hours?

Uh, vulture's a bit... Well, yes.

Yet you would have fled if I'd approached.

It seems you will avoid me at almost any cost.

Um... Well, that's...

You don't need to say it. I know. I'm frightening.

I'm told so often.

Ah! Please don't laugh like that!

Apologies. I will be mindful not to laugh in your presence from now on.

Ah! The grin of death itself! T-terrifying...

You think so?

Oh no. Now you're angry too!

Hardly. I'm sorry to have frightened you.

No you're not. It's a trick! You're lulling me into a false sense of security!

Bernadetta leaves the scene

Ah! I can't stand it!

She's a lost cause.