Sylvain & Leonie C

Sylvain
Well, hello there, gorgeous. You're looking lovely today. Join me on a stroll around town?

Sylvain
Aw, is a sweet girl like you doing all this hard work by yourself? That's no good. Allow me to help.

Leonie
...

Leonie
Hi.

Sylvain
Oh, hey, Leonie. Sorry, but I'm kind of in a hurry right now.

Leonie
Hey. Hey! Get back here!

Sylvain
Whoa. No need to yell. Do you need something?

Leonie
You chat up all the girls like that, don't you?

Sylvain
What a terrible thing to say!

Sylvain
I see a girl, I figure it would be rude just to pass her by without at least a wink...or a nice word.

Sylvain
But you knew that. So I'm going to get going now. See ya, Leonie.

Leonie
Now, hold on! How come it's not rude for you to just pass me by?!

Sylvain
Me? Pass who now?

Leonie
Look at me! I'm a girl, you know!

Sylvain
Uh...

Sylvain
Oh, I see. A girl. You're...a girl. Huh.

Sylvain
Sorry. I know it's true in theory, but it looks like my brain just didn't want to accept it.

Sylvain
But you're correct. You are a beautiful girl in your own right. Yes. That is a statement with which I agree.

Sylvain
I am ever so terribly sorry for being so rude, my lady. How can I ever make this up to you?

Leonie
Uh, hang on, back up. Don't get the wrong idea.

Sylvain
Seriously, I feel just dreadful about how I acted! This is the first time I've done anything like this. It's shocking that I'm capable of such low behavior.

Sylvain
Even if you are a somewhat crude—I mean, spirited girl, that doesn't excuse my...

Leonie
What did you just call me?

Sylvain
R-right... Of course... I'm sorry. I can't believe I was so thoughtless.

Leonie
Hey! Acting pitiful won't get you anywhere!

Leonie
I won't just forget about this, you know!