Sylvain & Lorenz C

Lorenz
To find the analogue of your beauty in nature, I can turn only to the lily. Only that flower is so sweet and so delicate as to approach your loveliness.

Lorenz
Why, just look at these soft, delicate fingertips you have. It is as though they could blossom into fragrant lilies before my very eyes.

Woman
If you're so wild about flowers, why don't you try a flower shop?!

Sylvain
Ho-ho! Oh, wow. That was... I'm sorry I saw that, but I am so glad I saw that.

Lorenz
Oh, did you not realize? I was only testing her.

Lorenz
Any woman who is taken in by such simple flattery is ill-suited to my noble disposition.

Sylvain
Oh, OK. I'm glad you explained it because I thought you just got rejected, just flat-out, no-way-to-make- yourself-feel-better-about-it rejected.

Sylvain
And the reason, Your Nobleness, is because that is really not the way you go about hitting on a girl.

Lorenz
Oh, is it not? And I suppose you consider yourself an expert on the subject.

Sylvain
Pay attention, kid. Maybe you'll learn something.

Sylvain
When I saw you, I just had to come over and say hello because finding you here...feels like fate.

Sylvain
Maybe we could go get some tea. Get to know each other better?

Woman
I think you must have mistaken me for someone else. Someone who cares. Please excuse me.

Lorenz
Exquisite. Simply masterful. When is the wedding?

Sylvain
That's weird. Girls...usually fall for that speech. You must have spooked her.

Lorenz
To think that the noble House Gautier would be blessed with such a graceful and charming heir.

Sylvain
Please! I'm a much better heir than a self-important failure like you.

Lorenz
This is not worth my time.

Sylvain
You took the words right out of my mouth.