Advice Box

Part II

  • Cats always scatter when they see me coming. How can I get them to like me?
    • They can sense your murderous impulses...
    • Try to soothe them with a smile.
    • Share some food with them.
  • I do not enjoy conversation. Victory celebrations and the like are...unbearable.
    • You don't have to force yourself to be social.
    • I can take your place next time, if you like.
    • There's no need to be worried about participating.