Advice Box

Part I

  • There's someone I just can't seem to beat. What's a quick and easy way to make them give up and say uncle?
    • "Quick and easy" never works.
    • Have you considered poison?
    • You could just ask them to say it.
  • Let me just ask you straight. What do you think makes a great mercenary?
    • The will to fight for those who can't protect themselves.
    • The wisdom to not work harder than the pay demands.
    • The strength and skill to overcome any enemy.

Part II

  • Someone I care about has been working so hard that I'm worried they might collapse from exhaustion. Is there anything I can do?
    • A nice meal shows support and provides a chance to relax.
    • Just be thankful for all of their hard work.
    • You're worried about me?
  • My hair's longer than it used to be. I don't care much what the guys think, but I'm still curious if it looks good on me.
    • It looks good long.
    • It looked great short.
    • Nobody will care either way.